talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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