I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I want her autograph on my taint
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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