no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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