Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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