It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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