Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Welp...herpes.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
