wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
NoShamevember. You game?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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