how hairy? two words: wookie tits
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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