My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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