I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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