just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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