butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
