So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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