My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
