So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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