But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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