quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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