I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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