I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
fuck your aforementioned shoe
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
It's official drugs can't kill me
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
