ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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