So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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