AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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