I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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