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it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
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