What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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