So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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