I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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