i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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