We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i dont even know how to be here
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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