Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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