Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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