I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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