It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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