this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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