Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
We need to rekindle our bromance
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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