I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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