Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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