My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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