Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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