all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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