is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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