My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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