i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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