I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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