She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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