she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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