I heard we made out
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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