High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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