I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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