we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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