Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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